Sometimes you have to embrace the absurd. Didn't Picard say that?
If you're active on Facebook or Twitter, you might have heard this. It's an audio of the best voicemail ever that starts out as an excuse for being late. Then it takes on a life of it's own. Think of the "video" as punctuation.
Enjoy. I did. I laughed and laughed and laughed.
Ok, we can get mad at this guy for condoning assault, but if there's ever a case where that's funny it's when a guy is confronted with a 4 foot nothing "lady". What is the guy going to say in court, "Mother Goose did ...what? Not that ....oh god, just listen.
Ok, that's the last spoiler.
Listen and laugh.
Gotta go put out the garbage. Tomorrow's pick-up day.
UPDATE: Sorry, forgot to mention I really did ROFLMAO...I still LOL just thinking about it.